Funny Football Rap

by Too Many T's

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Allegedly Ledley Kings got a deadly knee
its legendary
How it steadily declined from age 23
Yo it musta been hereditary
Like Mike and Nicky Summerbee
The Cruyffs
Or Neville Neville’s kids

Messi and his dad are serving suspended sentences
They outrun the law with the speed of Hector Bellerin
Some are always injured like Sturridge and Darren Anderton
Some are super subs like Solskjaer and Teddy Sherringham

Shouts Tony Adams from the bar
Gascoigne’s there with George Best and McGrath
Maradonna’s in the toilet calling Escobar
Sterling’s on the gas Rooney’s got her legs apart

Yo she’s 80!!!
Don’t tell Colleen he’ll be dead
And he’s just moved the hair from his arse to his head
She’s got a wicked bite like Luis Suarez
Let me call up Zidane he’ll headbutt her in the chest

Just don’t start a fight like bowyer and dyer
That;s DyerBowical
Like Big Sam getting fired
Arrogant waste of space
Only one game after bein hired
He was punching above his weight
Like west ham with Dimitri Payet

Hello sir, did you slip at work would you like to put a claim in?
Are ya kidding me mate!? I'm Steven Gerard n I’ll kick ya chuffing face in
I ran the show in Istanbul, who cares if I slipped at all
I lifted up that trophy while John Terry slipped and hit the post

That ain’t the worst thing he did just ask Wayne Bridge
Had the whole Chelsea team gene testing their kids
But genes can be similar just ask Ryan Giggs
And people turn coats like coach Brian Kidd

Cantona kung fu king flying kick
Ibrahimovic he mimics him but does it on the pitch
The Special One wasn’t special was Abromovich ditched
Arsenal never ditch Wenger, they just wanna get rich


released May 5, 2017
Produced by Benny Aves



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Too Many T’s - Fresh Hip-Hop duo from London.

The line-up is simple MC / producer / jokers Leon Rhymes and Standaloft.



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